C is for …..

January 20, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

you probably think this post is all about the word cunt. you’re close! it’s a list of my 20 favorite C words with a K sound.  it’s a good sound on the right words. kah. my last post was all heavy talking about depression, suicide, and that creepy wind-up doll in the pristiq ads so i figured i better keep it ez-breezy this time around. and this shit just comes to me, i don’t know why.

my 20 favorite C words with a K sound:

coquette (flirting is a blast)

crestfallen (i often feel this way)

cacophony (defines the sounds of a hangover)

cash (don’t be a monkey, everyone loves cash)

cannabis (love me a psychoactive chemical)

cunnilingus (not fun to say, but fun to receive)

cantankerous (met many a cantankerous mule)

crazy (embrace yours)

cunt (really makes me feel better when i call you this if you are one)

corny (it ain’t ez being cheezy but there’s nothing like a corny compliment. you are the brightest star in my sky.)

curmudgeon (says it all about a person)

calloused (it happens)

creative (please let it happen)

contraception (thank fucking god)

conundrum (have a lot of these)

curse (my favorite pastime)

colorful (my favorite kind of personality)

cunning (reminds me of cunnilingus. remember ms. moneypenny, “james, you always were a cunning linguist.”)

creepy (describes my encounters with men on the street)

curvy (a euphemism for my body type. and scarlett jo, kate winslet, and drew barrymore.)

What are your favorite C words with a K sound? C’mon give em up. We all have them.

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  1. Jon
    January 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Love the list. My thoughts:

    If you have the #4 can score some #5, if you add in a #20 #1, sometimes that can lead to #6. (sorry if that sounded #10, just trying to be #13 without crossing the line to #19).

    Unfortunately for me, though, I haven’t needed to worry about #14 in forever, since it seems like ages since I’ve seen any #9. Which leaves me feeling #7, bordering on becoming a #11, and leaving my hands severely #12.

    #8, you say? I think not. Oh, and my word? How about cock?

    • January 20, 2010 at 7:49 pm

      your comments are funnier than the post! how did i forget cock!

  2. Linda
    January 20, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    The hard C, I like it, cryptic, crinkly, as in, “I feel crinkly today.”

  3. January 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    crinkly, excellent addition.

  4. Linda
    January 20, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Patty, yes, how did you, shame, shame!!!! Well done Jon!

  5. Jon
    January 20, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    Thanks Linda. I too must pour shame on forgetting such an important addition. And I must say that I found it interesting that you piped in with the “hard C” comment after my addition to the list…

  6. Peejay
    January 20, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Krazy good stuff kuz 🙂

  7. Linda
    January 20, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    Jon, I was thinking of the Classical Latins, all their Cs were hard, ok, that didn’t sound good either, oh never mind. Patty, I think depression was a safer topic.

  8. Jon
    January 21, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Ah, no wonder all you ladies are so intrigued by the latin lovers. It’s all about their hard c’s.

    And don’t kid yourself, Linda. I could probably find a way to make a discussion on depression saucy too if I really tried.

  9. Susan
    January 21, 2010 at 10:55 am

    crummy
    crass
    cruel
    crap

  10. Susan
    January 21, 2010 at 10:56 am

    oh and don’t forget my personality type cranky!

  11. January 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    i knew you’d come out big susan!

  12. Kathy
    January 21, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    I love your list. I am going with a Six Feet Under theme.

    cadaver (the lead character)
    callous (the family’s attitude)
    corpse (see cadaver)
    cardigan (i am pretty sure the mom wore one)
    copulate (plenty of that going on)
    catharsis (oh yeah……how did you leave that off your list?)

    • January 22, 2010 at 12:35 am

      way to take it up a notch with SFU theme!

  13. January 22, 2010 at 3:43 am

    Cacophony is my favorite. Rolls off the tongue so nicely.

  14. January 22, 2010 at 4:06 am

    aunt becky in the hizzle!

  15. February 5, 2010 at 6:55 am

    Wow! this great C list! I love this… 🙂

  1. February 11, 2010 at 12:07 am

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