top 5 foreign dudes i’d like to get naughty with

i’m researching taking my blog pro, i.e., purchasing my own domain, managing my own site, and incorporating a new site design.  it’s eating up a lot of time and making me feel stupid. but hey, maybe someday i can have ads and that would give me a little extra occasional money for recreational drug use. it’s good to have goals.

in the meantime,  here’s a quickie to hold you over. i always say, there’s no reason for the DTs, just find a substitute. i think that’s a valid analogy here. anyhussy, here is my list of the top five foreign dudes i’d like to get naughty with (foreign for the added challenge):

1. javier bardem. this is one hot tamale! he had me in the dancer upstairs. was remarkable in love in the time of cholera.  but made it to the top of my list in vicky cristina barcelona where i couldn’t stop thinking, “i’m def going to watch this movie again in slo mo when the hubby and daughter aren’t home.” and who else can rock a bowl cut like he did in no country for old men? 

2. benicio del toro. if javier is 5 chile peppers, benicio is 4.5. those are some soulful bedroom eyes and eyebrows. yes, eyebrows can be bedroom worthy. and kitchen counter, top of the dryer, hammock, and dining room table worthy. if you don’t believe me, watch traffic or 21 grams. then see things we lost in the fire.

3. gary oldman. he just stole some of my favorite movies of all time and played some of the most intriguing characters ever: sid vicious  in sid and nancy, count dracula in bram stoker’s dracula, the pimp in true romance, and ludwig van beethoven in immortal beloved. there’s something raw, edgy, and gritty going on inside that head of his and i need to tap that!

4. daniel craig. two words: james bond. he’s just the sexiest bond to date and the first bond to fall in love! i think he’d fall in love with me, too, if he knew me. but if he just wanted to wham-bam-thank-you-maam me that would be quite alright. fuck, just look at the body on this guy.

5. hugh grant. when you look up “cute and charming as all get out” in the dictionary, a picture of hugh grant shows up. four weddings and a funeral, notting hill, bridget jones’s diary, about a boy, two weeks notice, and love actually. in the latter he does a little dance like he’s mick jagger and damn that’s cute. guys, he is like the male version of your jennifer love hewitt. he may even bedazzle his balls because he’s just that adorable and funny.


  1. Africanlegend
    March 1, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Hugh Grant is a tool PattyPunker…and I can see you are into the shaggy, always look high, haven’t shaved or cut my hair for years look. haha

  2. Kathy
    March 1, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Javier is a definite – reminds me of Denny, or Jeffrey Dean Morgan, from Grey’s Anatomy minus the “foreign” cahllenge thang. But do a check on Gilles Marini – he can light a fire!!!!!!!!!

    • March 1, 2010 at 11:04 pm

      I’m off to check Giles now! thanks for the tip.

  3. March 1, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    ok i will give you Javier and maybe Daniel Craig but Hugh Grant. Come ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • March 1, 2010 at 11:13 pm

      is it the whole he got caught with street hookers thing? that was just unlucky. ; )

  4. Linda
    March 2, 2010 at 1:08 am

    It has been proven in studies!
    And no I din’t just add this to include a picture of Gerard Butler’s little, cutie pie stubbly face, ahem.

    • March 2, 2010 at 1:49 am

      and thank you for that, linda! clearly i missed GB!

      • Linda
        March 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm

        Wait and you are going pro? So distracted by the hot boys that I forgot to comment on that. This is great news, you are a rock star!!!

      • March 2, 2010 at 2:40 pm

        linda, i’m trying. it’s a slow process.

      • Linda
        March 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

        You can do it! This could lead to amazing things.

      • March 3, 2010 at 5:08 am

        your sexual favors owed from me count is seriously rising.

  5. March 2, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Ok, Gary as Beethoven, OMG, insanely fucking HAWTTT!! I don’t think Benicio is good looking, but I would fuck him and right, yeah, it’s the eyes, all about those eyes. Daniel Craig, eh, too pretty boy, serious type for me, take him or leave him. hugh Grant, I love him, rakish good looks, never serious, makes me laugh and would get drunk and stumble around, we clearly wouldn’t get to sex it up in the morning, but it would be worth the wait, I have no doubt!

    • March 2, 2010 at 1:51 am

      you nailed it with hugh grant! what a hoot and a holla!

  6. JohnnyB
    March 2, 2010 at 11:53 am


    • March 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm

      i like that word. adding it to my vernacular.

  7. Ashley
    March 2, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I definitely agree with Hugh Grant! I have wanted to get naughty with him since I was 7, before I even knew what getting naughty meant! Javier still creeps me out from No Country for Old Men.

    • March 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm

      bwahaha! before you were 7! you need to see vicky cristina barcelona for an appreciate of javier.

  8. Melissa
    March 3, 2010 at 12:39 am

    I was expecting some Steve Buscemi on this list. I love Javier. Also a big fan of Clive Owen. Ohhhhh don’t even get me started.

    • March 3, 2010 at 5:06 am

      you know i want steve buscemi like nobody’s bidness! clive owen – also schtuppable. (nah, i don’t like that word after all.)

  9. Kathy
    March 3, 2010 at 2:29 am

    AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! I agree, Linda – and by the way,Trish, we will all be at your house, knocking on the door, so we can indulge in the the proceeds from your first royalty check! Love ya! And I also love Matt’s response to your thang for Hugh – to freakin funny!!!!!!

    • March 3, 2010 at 5:07 am

      holla! my motivation has arrived. fuck knows i’m struggling with this thing. and matt, is getting posted here! he is a laugh riot.

  10. March 4, 2010 at 3:44 am

    BTWs-I heart Gary Oldman because of his cameo on Friends and he is in Harry Potter. 🙂

    • March 4, 2010 at 4:46 am

      oh fuck me sideways! i missed noting those appearances. he’s such a romeo.

  11. Sahara Goddess
    March 9, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Javier Bardem and Del Torro for sure but how could you forget Antonio Banderas???

  12. Sahara Goddess
    March 9, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    What about Hugh Jackman????

  1. March 3, 2010 at 10:16 pm

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