Patty Punker is my alter ego. When Patty comes out, she goes balls out for drinking, occasional recreational drug use, listening to live music, and being a potty mouth. Without Patty, I’d be just another automaton writing copy without soul in corporate america, all so I can get affordable health insurance while having a pre-existing condition.

If you’re easily offended, you and Patty will never be friends and you probably shouldn’t stick around to read her shit. Unless you leave comments or place ads. Then you’re welcome to stay and entertain Patty’s readers or make her money.  If you can do both, you might become Patty’s friend after all. She will sell her soul for the right price.

This blog is where I rock out. Because I’m really a chick bass player in my own mind.

And if you don’t believe me, ask Patty Punker. Really, ask her anything below. Tell her a good story, joke, or anecdote. Or offer her drugs or a blog ad …

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